Chloe Vevrier

Today we have a New's Year Eve, so I would like to remind you about classic big boobs beauty - Chloe Vevrier. In my opinion she is one of the prettiest girls who have got big breasts, and she is still stunning, at age 42. Here are her photos and short biography:

Chloe Vevrier (born 18 September 1968) is a German model.
Vevrier began her career as model in the early 1990s and has since posed for numerous publications worldwide including Juggs, Gent, Mayfair, Bachelor and especially SCORE.
For the first few years of her career, Vevrier posed in solo layouts only, then began to move into other forms of modeling. With Busty Dusty and Traci Topps she also had the short-lived website The Fantasy Cafe during this time.
After modeling for SCORE for many years, she parted ways with the publication (reputedly under acrimonious circumstances and has since started modeling for herself. Her website is still (as of 2009) updated regularly with new material.
In 2008, she made an appearance in the movie Stash a dark comedy directed by Jay Bonansinga.She does monthly webcam appearances for the members of her personal website.
Joke of the day:
 Jewish mother walks her son to the school bus corner on his first day of kindergarten. "Behave, my Buibaleh" she says. "Take good care of yourself and think about your mother, Tataleh! And come right back home on the bus, Schein Kindaleh. Your Mommy loves you a lot, my Ketsaleh!" At the end of the school day the bus comes back and she runs to her son and hugs him. "So what did my Pupaleh learn on his first day of school?" The boy answers, "I learned my name is Jerry." 

I have decided to add the "donate" button to the blog.

Last addition that I have put on the blog is the "donate" button. I am unfortunately struggling for a long time with constant financial problems, and any, even smallest, donation would make a big difference to me. Thank you and merry christmas again, and expect many new posts in 2011 !

Karen Alloy has big cleavage

Karen Schindler Alloy is an American comedian and Regional Emmy award-winning entertainer, best known for her work on YouTube under the name spricket24. As of March 2010, Alloy's videos have received over 27 million views and 145,000 subscribers, and the spricket24 channel is ranked among YouTube's top 50 in several categories, and is among the top 100 most subscribed channels all-time on BlogTV.

She has received significant attention for providing live updates to over 400 BlogTV users during the birth of her daughter, her Emmy-award winning YouTube video 2012: The End of The World (which has received over 1.3 million views), and her campaign to appear in a video with Conan O'Brien using Twitter, YouTube and traditional blogging.
On July 16, 2009, Alloy went into labor and gave her fans live updates during her delivery. It was declared blogTV's very first live birth. Despite hospital restrictions preventing a video feed, the live text chat had over 400 viewers. Lulu Augustine Alloy was born at 11:22 p.m. CDT and was 22" and 8 lbs, 12 oz.
In 2009, the National Academy of Television Arts and Sciences - one of the three governing bodies that provide Emmy Awards - awarded Alloy a regional Emmy in the Advanced Media Writer category for her video 2012: The End of The World.
This was the first time an award had been given in this category. Alloy accepted the award from the Upper Midwest Chapter of the National Academy of Television Arts and Sciences at a ceremony held on January 21, 2010.

Joke of the day:

A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them. His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'" "But why?" asks the man. "I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replies. 

Maria Swan also known as Jana Defi

 Jana Defi  is a Czech model turned glamour model and television personality.

 Born in Prague, Czechoslovakia (now Czech Republic) to an Italian father and a Czech mother.
She has modelled under different names, including "Maria Swan" and "Princessa" (sometimes spelled Princzessa). Defi is also a glamour, lingerie and swimsuit model. She is represented by the German agency, Markuslensch.
Defi has achieved mainstream popularity in the United Kingdom, appearing with top UK glamour model Michelle Marsh on the front cover of the lads' mag Loaded in January 2007. She appeared on the cover again in the March 2007 issue and featured in the magazine's free 3D DVD, photographed with Lucy Pinder. She was featured as the magazine's top centerfold model in the May and June 2007 issue.
In 2006, she appeared as a guest on the German talk show Die Oliver Geissen Show.
Joke of the day:

A fellow was following a truck in heavy traffic. Every block or so, when they were stopped at a stop light, the driver of the truck would jump out of the cab with a big stick and bang on the side of the cargo bay. He'd then jump back into the cab in time to drive away when the signal changed. The first fellow observed this for several miles, until he could stand it no longer. The next time the truck driver jumped out with the stick, the first fellow jumped out and ran up to him. "I'm sorry to bother you," he said, over the din of the banging, "but I am very curious; could you tell me what you are doing?" Without breaking rhythm, the truck driver replied, "Sure, Mac. Ya see, this here's a six-ton truck but I've got eight tons of canaries aboard, so I've gotta keep two ton of them flying all the time so I don't break an axle".

Huge boobed girl from Chatroulette

Anyone who has used the russian site Chatroulette knows, that the most likely webcam stream to see there is some guy showing his most proud body part. But sometimes, if you are very, very lucky, there is a chance, that you will be connected with a girl with fantastic large tits. Look at this, and notice the lucky guys face expressions:



What is Chatroulette? Chatroulette is a Russian based website that pairs random strangers from around the world together for webcam-based conversations. Visitors to the website randomly begin an online chat (video, audio and text) with another visitor. At any point, either user may leave the current chat by initiating another random connection.

According to one informal study published in March 2010, nearly half of all Chatroulette spins connected a user with someone in the USA, while the next most likely country was France with 15%. On average in sessions showing a single person, 89% of these were male and 11% were female. 8% of spins showed multiple people behind the camera. 1 in 3 females appeared as such a group. That number is 1 in 12 for males. A user was more likely to encounter a webcam featuring no person at all than one featuring a sole female. 1 in 8 spins yielded possibly objectionable content. A user was twice as likely to encounter a sign requesting female nudity than to encounter actual female nudity.


Joke of the day:

Don was looking for a little "action." He picked up a sweet young thang at the bar and took her back to his hotel room. Little did he know she was damn near a nymphomaniac. After six times, she was screaming for more. After the *eighth* time, Don told her that he needed to slip out for a pack of cigarettes. On the way out, he stopped in the men's room. He stood in front of the urinal, unzipped, and felt a moment of panic when he couldn't find his dick. After a couple of minutes of "fishing around," he finally said, "Look, it's ok. She's not here!

Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace big boobs

Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace is a British glamour model, fashion designer, magazine columnist and television and media personality. She rose to fame in 2006, when she appeared, and ultimately achieved third place, in the seventh series of the popular reality TV series Big Brother.

 Prior to her appearance on the Big Brother TV show, Horgan-Wallace had worked as a glamour model. Since the series ended, she has done photo shoots with Nuts, Zoo and the Daily Star. In 2007 she shot her first calendar.
 She was photographed with former World heavyweight champion Mike Tyson in May 2008, amid reports of them visiting a London nightclub. Aisleyne had previously described Tyson, whom she first met at a restaurant opening in November 2005, as a "pussycat" and a "gentleman". In January 2009 it was reported that Tyson had proposed to her and she was considering her response.  She became friends with Charlie Brooker after appearing in his television series Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe, and the two attended the 2007 Glastonbury Festival together, as documented by Brooker in his Guardian column. Aisleyne subsequently appeared in Brooker's zombie horror Dead Set. Reports in April, June and July 2008 revealed Horgan-Wallace to be a friend of the singer Amy Winehouse. She was photographed visiting Winehouse's Camden flat on a couple of occasions and more recently she was spotted out in Bow with Winehouse and three of her friends.

Joke of the day:


A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, "Father,
I have a problem. I have two female parrots but they only know
how to say one thing." "What do they say?" the priest inquired. 
"They say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some
fun?" "That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, "I can see why you
are embarrassed." He thought a minute and then said, "You know,
I may have a solution to this problem. I have two male parrots
whom I have taught to pray and read the Bible.

Bring your two parrots over to my house and we will put them in
the cage with Francis and Job. My parrots can teach your parrots
to praise and worship. I'm sure your parrots will stop saying
that...that phrase in no time." "Thank you," the woman
responded, "this may very well be the solution." 

The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's
house. As he ushered her in, she saw this two male parrots were
inside their cage, hold their rosary beads and praying. 
Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them. 
After just a couple of seconds, the female parrots exclaimed out
in unison, "Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some
fun?"

There was a stunned silence. Finally, one male parrot looked
over at the other male parrot and said, "Put the beads away,
Francis, our prayers have been answered!"

Gorgeus Tiffany Taylor

Tiffany Taylor  is an American  model, best known for her many appearances in Playboy. She is Playboy's Playmate of the Month for November 1998.

Taylor was born in Leesburg, Virginia. She attended the University of Maryland. She majored in psychology until her junior year, at which point she switched to criminal justice. She graduated with a degree in that field.
Joke of the day:

An off-duty police officer, familiar with radar guns, drove through a school zone within the legal speed limit when the flash of a camera went off, taking a picture of his license plate. The officer, thinking the radar was in error, drove by again; even more slowly. Another flash. He did it again for a third time, at an even slower speed. Same result. "This guy must have screwed up the settings," the off-duty officer thought. A few weeks later, when he received the violations in the mail, he discovered three traffic tickets: Each for not wearing a seat belt! 

Great random girl at fair in bra

Photos like this one I like the most; they show just ordinary next-door type girls, which shows our world is full of them. This girl is a real big breasts smokeshow:

So, the only thing I want to say is - guys start to get out more! Thousands of beautiful big boobs babes are waiting for you!

Joke of the day:

 A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar, drinking a few beers when a giraffe walked in. "Get a load of her" said the mouse, "what a babe!" "Well, why not try your luck?" replied the lion. So the mouse went over to the giraffe and started talking to her. Within five minutes they're out the door and into the night. The next day, the lion was drinking in the bar, when the mouse staggered in. The mouse is completely worn out, and can hardly hold himself up. The lion helped his pal up on to a stool, poured a drink down his throat and said, "What the hell happened to you? I saw you leave with the giraffe, what happened after that? Was she all right?" The mouse replied, "Yeah, she was really something, we went out to dinner, had a couple of glasses of wine, and she invited me back to her place to spend the night. And oh, man! I've never had a night like it!" "But how come you look like you're so exhausted?" asked the lion. "Well" said the mouse, "between the kissing and the screwing, I must have run a thousand miles!" 

Las Vegas girl Sarah Alize and her job

Ok, I have promised on http://cutebigboobs.blogspot.com facebook fan page, that I next post will be a special one. So, girls and guys, meet Las Vegas resident Sarah Alize, who has a very special job, which is based on her perfect beauty and big boobs:

 Well, boys and girls, thanks to thesmokingjacket.com we know, that big titted Sarah Alize here is a bathtub girl at Tao. A what at the what?
The Las Vegas nightclub Tao pays Sarah to sit in a tub wearing a bikini made of flower petals. Does she serve drinks or check coats? Nope. “Just sit in the tub and look pretty,” she says. Unemployment may be approaching 15 percent in Nevada, but any state where a woman can do this for a fair wage has ample reason for hope.
Possessing beautiful large breasts Sarah Alize is currently drawing paychecks from trade shows and the nightclub Tao (where she is “the only blonde bathtub girl”), but national media is slowly getting hip.
 She’s been featured in the magazines MMA Sports, MMA Worldwide and Vegas Party Life; she’s done advertisements for 944, AutoMaxx and Knockout; and you might even catch a glimpse of her in such films as Oceans 13, Iron Man, Rehab: Party at the Hard Rock and Middle Men.
 When you’re a girl-next-door with a smile that lights up a room—who also happens to have the compact 34DD-24-34 figure of a Sin City vixen—opportunity tends to knock.
 She thinks that her best physical feature are her legs. For 5′1″ these limbs look pretty darn good!

Joke of the day:

On preparing to return home from an out of town trip, this man got a small puppy as a present for his son. Not having time to get the paper work to take the puppy onboard, the man just hid the pup down the front of his pants and snunk him onboard the airplane.. About 30 minutes into the trip a stew noticed the man shaking and quivering. 'Are you OK, sir?' asked the stew? 'Yes, I'm fine.' said the man. Sometime later the stew noticed the man moaning, and shaking again.. 'Are you sure you're alright sir?' 'Yes.' said the man, 'but I have a confession to make. I didn't have time to get the paperwork to bring a puppy onboard, so I hid him down the front of my pants.' 'Whats wrong?' asked the stew, 'Is he not house broken?' 'No, that's not the problem. The problem is he's not weaned yet!' 

Asian girls with big boobs

Do you like Asian girls? To me, always the main drawback, as you can suspect, was that they don't usually possess big breasts. But, there are so many Asians in the world, that it is virtually impossible to be unable to find a few cute asian girls with big boobs. Check them out:

 Happy big breasted asian girl in a red dress.
 Big boobs cute girl in the bathroom.

Rosie Jones is sexy as hell

 Hey, if you have never heard of Rosie Jones, better start searching for her, because she is sexy as hell and has some very nice big breasts, check out the photos below:

 Sporty Rosie Jones checks out her shoelaces.

Two friends enjoying dinner

This photo for a long time has been my favourite. Those two girls are enjoying their dinner in some very nice place - some kind of restaurant in medieval setting. Both of them are pretty and cute - but when you'll look for the first time, you will forget eternally about one of them.

Prince was right. You are the most beautiful girl in the world.
Guys! This is for sure one of the prettiest girls I have ever seen. She has got a beautiful face, pretty and intelligent eyes, and just look what is underneath that sexy dress! Her breasts are just unbelievably gorgeus. I even like her haircut. Seriously, if I knew such a girl, I would stop all my activities and did every single thing to achieve one purpose: marry her.

If you think the same, please tell me about it in the comments.

There will not be a joke of the day today - I am too sad thinking I will never meet her. Enjoy the photo!

Girl with big breasts in green top

 This lucky photographer had an unique chance, and took a great photo of a perfectly ordinary girl, taking a sip of water from her bottle. There would not be anything unusual and interesting about it, if she did not happen to possess a great pair of big breasts:


Dodaj napis
Again, I am struck by the beauty of girls with bigger boobs; they seem to look great in even most ordinary clothes. This girl was catched probably while watching some kind of public outdoor show, no wonder that she has became a must have to photograph.

Joke of the day:

A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested, then suddenly a whiskey came along. Pizza thought:"Ok. I'll let him pass, there's no hurry. Two minutes later another whiskey comes by and pizza let him pass too, but two minutes later when the next one got there, pizza stoped him:"What's going on out there?" it asked. "Why, there's a party going on!! It's great! They're having the most fun!!" the whiskey replied. And pizza said: "Great, I'll go check it out!"

Great looking Amy Childs

I am not usually into red haired women, but Amy Childs looks just great. I like the way her big breasts look in this tight top. Also, she has got a very pretty face, so certainly there is a lot to look on at this photo:

The only mystery is, that i could not find out, who Amy Childs is. Obviously she is a model with enormous breasts, but what does she do? If somebody could help me out, that would be great.

Joke of the day:

A guy takes his greenhorn wife hunting on a ranch. When they reach their deer blinds, the guy says, "If you shoot a deer, be sure not to let somebody else say he's the one who shot it. Otherwise, he'll take the deer from you. The deer belongs to whoever shoots it." The guy goes to his own blind. Ten minutes later, he hears his wife shooting from her blind nearby. He rushes over and finds her pointing her rifle at a cowboy who's hollering, "Awright, lady, awright--you can have the goddamn deer! Just lemme get my saddle off it!" 

Sheyla Hershey - World's biggest fake boobs

Sheyla Hershey is a Brazilian housewife living in Houston, Texas. She is known for her extremely large breast implants.
"I hope there are no wild animals in here"
In May 2008, after 8 operations, she had a recorded bra size of 34FFF. By the end of January 2009, after having another operation in her native Brazil, she was reported to be a size 38KKK. She would continue to pursue recognition as having the "world's largest enhanced breasts", eventually enlarging them to a reported 51KKK.
Hershey has shown interest in various aspects of entertainment and has her own record label in Brazil. She began singing for a Philippine pop band and dancing in the Far East in 2005. After several months, Hershey returned to Brazil. She attended acting classes and began starring in soap operas and comedy shows.

But beware, girls - that kind of surgeries won't do any good for you - it seems that Sheyla currently has got quite a big health problems, due to her enormous breasts. (Check wikipedia, whom I thank for the informations about Sheyla - https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Sheyla_Hershey)

Joke of the day:

A family was having dinner on Mother's Day. For some reason the mother was unusually quiet. Finally the husband asked what was wrong. "Nothing," said the woman. Not buying it, he asked again. "Seriously, what's wrong?" "Do you really want to know? Well, I'll tell you. I have cooked and cleaned and fed the kids for 15 years and on Mother's Day, you don't even tell me so much as "Thank you." "Why should I?" he said. "Not once in 15 years have I gotten a Father's Day gift." "Yes," she said, "but I'm their real mother." 

Can Ewa Sonnet drive a car?

Have you ever wondered, can busty singer Ewa Sonnet drive? Does she have a car? And if yes, how does she look, while driving? Well, today I have posed myself all those questions. After a short search, here is the result:

"On the end of the road, turn round"
Here what does she look like. Pretty, isn't she? I could ride with her to the end of the world. But probably I would not pay much attention to the road.


Joke of the day:

One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had moved into the house next door. He was also quick to notice that the woman liked to sunbathe in the back yard, usually in a skimpy bikini that showed off a magnificent pair of breasts. He made it a point to water and trim his lawn as much as possible, hoping for yet another look. Finally, he could stand it no more. Walking to the front door of the new neighbor's house, he knocked and waited. The husband, a large, burly man, opened the door. "Excuse me", our man stammered, "but I couldn't help noticing how beautiful your wife is." "Yeah? So?" his hulking neighbor replied. "Well, in particular, I am really struck by how beautiful her breasts are. I would gladly pay you ten thousand dollars if I could kiss those breasts." The burly gorilla is about to deck our poor guy when his wife appears and stops him. She pulls him inside and they discuss the offer for a few moments. Finally, they return and ask our friend to step inside. "OK," the husband says gruffly, "for ten thousand dollars you can kiss my wife's tits." At this the wife unbuttons her blouse, and the twin objects of desire hang free at last. Our man takes one in each hand, and proceeds to rub his face against them in total ecstasy. This goes on for several minutes, until the husband gets annoyed. "Well, come on already, kiss 'em!" he growls. "I can't" replies our awe-struck hero, still nuzzling away. "Why not?" demands the husband, getting really angry now. "I don't have ten thousand dollars." 

Amanda Wenk - big boobs on the internet

Today, a bit of history of the big boobs internet phenomenon. In 2005, there was an ordinary girl, Amanda Wenk. One day, she has decided to put her private photos from some kind of holiday with friends, on the internet. On the next day, she became an internet phenomenon.

One can understand, why.
It turned out, that her photos have gathered quite an attention, and started to be linked to and reposted all across the internet (including non-American websites in Brazil and Germany) to hundreds of thousands if not millions of viewers.

Girl with big tits & iphone

This is a great idea, to take a self portrait photo with your new iphone, especially if you've got an awesome rack to show off:
She knows it
Quite a nice bedroom, too. I like the smile of this girl, which shows a clean, simple enjoyment of little things, like taking a nice photo of herself. Enjoy!

Joke of the day:

Could this herald the return of our resident wise man, Cunning Lin Gus? Three Irish women were discussing their respective mates over tea. "I call my man 'Eight,' " said the first woman, "Because he's got eight inches, and we do it eight times a day." The second woman said in response, "I call my man 'Ten'because his dong is ten inches long, and we do it ten times every night." The first woman then asked the third woman "What do you call your man?" She answered " 'Creme de Menthe.' " "Why? Isn't' that a liqueur?" the other two wanted to know. "Yep, it is," said the woman, continuing, "yeah, you betcha!" 

Hot Shots 2011 calendar

Remember Hot Shots? To me, this has always meant a movie with Charlie Sheen, making fun of Rambo. But it seems, that there is a calendar called Hot Shots, featuring some pretty girls, who fill their bikinis very nice:
Who will guess this girl name?

I wonder what it is, that cute girls connected with guns and army look, always are great. Maybe it has something to do with every man's adolescent dreams and fantasies, how it would be to be a soldier surrounded by great chicks (sorry, tough luck guys, there are no such girls, only cruel and badass sergeants).
 Joke of the day:

A middle aged man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Walmart and asks where the pharmacy counter is. He is directed to it. When he reaches it, he asks to see the pharmacist. The pharmacist comes and the man, looking around furtively, asks quietly, "Do you sell Viagra here?" The pharmacist answers firmly, "Yes, sir. We certainly do." The man then asks, "Do you think I could get it over the counter?" The pharmacist thinks for a moment and then says, "Perhaps, if you took five or six pills at once you might." 

Big titted natural girl

As you are probably aware, I feature often on my blog models, actresses, singers and such (always with big boobs, of course). But photos like this one, make me smile - because they are a proof that there are plenty of cute girls with big boobs in reality! Check this out:

Cute big boobs girl


















Hey, this is one hundred percent genuine photo of somebody's girlfriend, having fun and making funny expression. I think she is lovely and I like her a lot - I hope you do, too.

Joke of the day:

Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, "I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?" "Only one kiss per yard, " replied the smirking male clerk. "That's fine," replied the girl. "I'll take ten yards." With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk hurriedly measured out and wrapped the cloth, then held it out teasingly. The girl snapped up the package and pointed to a little old man standing beside her. "Grandpa will pay the bill," she smiled. 

Christina Aguilera big boobs

You can like her songs or not, but Christina Aguilera has got a really impressive voice range and capabilities. What is even more interesting to me, she is cute and she's got a great pair of big boobs - check out the photos below:
 
Christina Aguilera big boobs
 Thanks to wikipedia, we know that Christina  Aguilera is an American pop singer and song-writer. She is of Hispanic descent. She was born in Staten Island New York. Aguilera made her debut on the Ed McMahon show Star Search in 1990 and, three years later, starred on The New Mickey Mouse Club. She was signed to RCA Records after making the song "Reflection" for the film Mulan.



Her first album Christina Aguilera (1999) was a success. It earned her a Grammy Award for Best New Artist in 2000. Aguilera made two other albums then. They were a Latin pop album Mi Reflejo, and a Christmas album My Kind of Christmas. They both sold well and Mi Reflejo won a Latin Grammy Award.

Aguilera had more control over her second album Stripped, sent to stores in 2002. It had mixed reviews and earned Aguilera a Grammy Award. But her very sexual image at the time was looked down on. Her third album Back to Basics (2006) mixed parts of soul, jazz and blues music. It was given good sales and reviews. It also earned Aguilera her fourth Grammy Award.

Joke of the day:

A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He figured if he hurried and played very fast, he could get in 9 holes before he had to head home. Just as he was about to tee off an old gentleman shuffled onto the tee and asked if he could accompany the young man as he was golfing alone. Not being able to say no, he allowed the old gent to join him. To his surprise the old man played fairly quickly. He didn't hit the ball far, but plodded along consistently and didn't waste much time. Finally, they reached the 9th fairway and the young man found himself with a tough shot. There was a large pine tree right in front of his ball - and directly between his ball and the green. After several minutes of debating how to hit the shot the old man finally said, "You know, when I was your age I'd hit the ball right over that tree." With that challenge placed before him, the youngster swung hard, hit the ball up, right smack into the top of the tree trunk and it thudded back on the ground not a foot from where it had originally lay. The old man offered one more comment, "Of course, when I was your age that pine tree was only 3 feet tall." 

Tattooed busty Jodie Marsh

 It is strange, that I have never seen Jodie Marsh before, being a big boobs fan. Obviously she seems to be a well - known big tits model:

I was at first uncertain about the David Beckham style tattoos - but on the second glance i have decided that they suit her, especially in this I-rock-style photo. Of course I am aware that I wouldn't like those tattoos if Jodie Marsh hadn't got such a nice pair of big boobs :)

And of course a joke:

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's Mercedes back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car forward saving him from sinking! A few days later, the chicken and horse are playing in the meadow again and the chicken falls into the mud hole. The chicken yells to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse says, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretches over the width of the hole and says, "Grab for my 'thingy' and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety. The moral of the story: If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a Mercedes to pick up a chick.

sexy Maria Grazia Cucinotta

I wonder, do you enjoy watching 007 James Bond movies? I bet you do :) The action, the beautiful corners of the world, the evil villains, her majesty secret agent, and - the beautiful girls. Yes, girls indeed.

As a James Bond eager fan, today I started to wonder, was there a big boobed James Bond Girl? And yes, there was.

sexy Maria Grazia Cucinotta

Thanks to wikipedia, we know that this girl, Maria Grazia Cucinotta from Sicily is an Italian actress who has featured in many films and television series since 1990, she has also worked as a producer, screenwriter and model.

Goddess Iga Wyrwal

Like I always say, Iga Wyrwal is the best. Look at her and enjoy; especially the way she looks in a plain ordinary gray top.

Iga Wyrwal boobs

I know that this blog is primarily about cute girls with big boobs, but I am starting to think that the feature I love the most in Iga is her great smile.
Ok, and her big tits too.

Joke of the day:

A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women who in a short time were fighting over his attentions. They held a meeting to resolve the problem and decided that each would have his services on a different day of the week, with Sundays off for him. In due time the guy was dragging himself through the week, looking forward to Sunday. As he lay an the beach one day he saw a dot floating on the sea which as it got closer turned out to be a man on a raft. With his last ounce of strength he swam out, pulled the raft ashore, gave the occupant CPR and as he came around said to him; "Oh man, am I ever glad to see you! "Goodness gracious, am I ever glad to see you too" said the raft rider in a swishy way. With a shrug of resignation the guy said... "Oh damn, there goes my Sundays!"

Glasses and big boobs

As I recall, when I was a kid, wearing glasses was a kind of shameful thing, which from the start has meant that a guy was a nerd with no physical sport abilities, and a girl was a non interesting shy one. Well, that was then and now is now, and I feel completely different when I am looking on a photo like this one:

glasses big boobs

Well, that girl is certainly worth a look or two; and I feel that this pair of beautiful big boobs, connected with glasses and a great white smile, creates a great set!

Joke of the day:

After working for years, a woman of certain reputation finally retired and, being afraid of spending the rest of her life alone, she decided to marry. She had been with so many strange men over the years that she felt she needed a change and would only get one by marrying a virgin male near her age. She took out ads in newspapers around the world seeking a male virgin who was 55 years old. She finally narrowed her choice to an Australian computer programmer. After a thorough background check, she was satisfied that he had indeed never been with a woman and they were married. On their wedding night, she went into the bathroom to change into her nightie. When she came back out, she found that her new husband had taken the bed and everything in the room and stacked it in one corner of the room. Thinking this was rather kinky, she said to her husband, "I thought you had never been with a woman." He replied, "That's true, but if it's anything like screwing a kangaroo, we're going to need all the room we can get!

Swimwear model Jennifer Stano

Hey, this girl looks nice in that swimsuit doesn't she? But there is more into it that you would think.

Jennifer Stano

Her name is Jennifer Stano, and she is not only a swimwear model, but also a self taught designer, accomplished seamstress.

Joke of the day:

Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advised new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance. It wasn't long before Captain Smith noticed that Airman Jones was having a staggeringly high success-rate, selling insurance to nearly 100% of the recruits he advised. Rather than asking him about this, the Captain stood at the back of the room and listened to Jones' sales pitch. Jones explained the basics of GI Insurance to the new recruits, and then said, "If you are killed in a battle and have a GI Insurance, the government has to pay $200,000 to your beneficiaries. But, if you don't have a GI insurance and get killed in the battle, the government only has to pay a maximum of $6000." "Now," he concluded, "which group do YOU think they are going to send into battle first?

Lucy Pinder like a sexy lifeguard

It's great that Lucy Pinder is so busy - new photoshoots are coming all the time, so we can enjoy her cute pictures, like this one:

Lucy Pinder

I'm not sure if it is intentional, but this yellow outfit immediately reminded me of the "Baywatch" tv series. As I recall, there were talks about relaunch of the series. What would you say if Lucy Pinder would take one of the roles as a cute lifeguard with big boobs?

Joke of the day:

A crusty old Army Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation. "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?" "Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature." The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action." "Yes, ma'am, a lot of action." The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself." The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?" "1955, ma'am." "Well, there you are. No wonder you're so serious. You really need to chill out! I mean, no sex since 1955! She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times. Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955." The Sergeant Major said in his serious voice, after glancing at his watch, "I hope not; it's only 2130 now.

Hooters big boobs waitresses

Have you ever been to Hooters restaurant? If not, today i will provide a few reasons to do so. Take look at those sexy girls photos - they are all waitresses in the Hooters:

Hooters big boobs girls

Thanks to wikipedia, we know that Hooters is the trade name of two privately held American restaurant chains: Hooters of America, Incorporated, based in Atlanta, Georgia, and Hooters, Incorporated, based in Clearwater, Florida.

Hooters is a restaurant with a waitstaff primarily made up of attractive waitresses, though the company also employs other males/females as cooks, hosts (at some franchises), busboys, and managers.

Hooters big tits girls

The sex appeal of the waitresses is a primary part of the company's image. The menu includes hamburgers and other sandwiches, steaks, seafood entrees, appetizers, and the restaurant's specialty, chicken wings. Almost all Hooters restaurants hold alcoholic beverage licenses to sell beer and wine, and, where local permits allow, a full liquor bar. Other offerings for sale include Hooters T-shirts, sweatshirts, and various souvenirs and curios.

Hooters big boobs girls

Between company owned locations and franchises, there are now more than 460 Hooters throughout the United States. The company has restaurants in 44 U.S. states, the US Virgin Islands, and Guam.

Hooters big tits girls

In addition, Hooters operates restaurants in 27 other countries. The company's first overseas location was in Singapore, and other Hooters restaurants are now located in Argentina, Aruba, Austria, Australia, Brazil, Canada, Chile, China, Colombia, Costa Rica, Czech Republic, Dominican Republic, Germany, Greece, Guatemala, Mexico, Panama, Paraguay, Peru, the Philippines, Singapore, South Africa, South Korea, Spain, Switzerland, Taiwan, the United Kingdom, and in Venezuela.

Hooters big boobs girls

Joke of the day:

Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune. One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. 'I may look like just an ordinary man,' he said to her, but in just a few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit $65 million.' Impressed, the woman obtained his business card. Three days later, she became his stepmother. Women are so much better at financial planning than men.
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