Monica Cruz big boobed sister of Penelope

Mónica Cruz is a Spanish actress, dancer, and model. She is also the sister of actress Penélope Cruz.

Via wikipedia:

Upon graduating from the RAD, Mónica joined Joaquín Cortés’ flamenco dance company. She stayed with the company for seven years until, in 2002, she left dancing to pursue a career as an actress. By 2005, Mónica starred in the Spanish television show Un Paso Adelante. along side Beatriz Luengo, Pablo Puyol, Silvia Marty and Lola Herrera. She has since appeared in the films L’Inchiesta (2006), Last Hour (2006) — a thriller starring Michael Madsen and DMX — Liolà (2007), and The Final Inquiry (2007).

In 2006 and 2007, Mónica starred in the Spanish TV series La Bella Otero and the films Caminando (2007), The Blackening (2007) and Asterix at the Olympic Games (2008).

In director Joshua Newton's film Iron Cross, Mónica stars alongside Roy Scheider as the character Gaby.

Joke of the day:

There was a young man in the Air Force who was so well-
endowed that it was bothering his knee. Three Air Force
doctors and one Air Force nurse were in the operating room to
remedy the situation. The first doctor said, "We'll just take a
big hunk off the end." They discussed it and decided that
would affect his sensitivity.

The second doctor said, "We'll just take a big hunk out of the
middle of it." They discussed this, and decided it would change
the texture and feel of it.

The third doctor said, "We'll just take a big hunk off the base of
it." They discussed this, too, and agreed that it might give him
erection problems.

The doctors heard a sniffling, and looked over at the nurse who
had tears running down her cheeks. The nurse cried, "Can't we
just make his legs longer?"

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Big tits goddess Alyssa Pallett

Wow. Where a guy can meet such a beautiful girl with big tits? I am speechless.

Alyssa Nicole Pallett is a Canadian actress and glamour model in the United Kingdom.

Pallett has been photographed by several well-known photographers including Patrick Demarchelier and Los Angeles Playboy photographer Josh Ryan.
Pallett was born in St. John's, Newfoundland and grew up in Southern Ontario. She studied film making at the New York Film Academy in London as well as New York. She also studied acting in New York at The Stella Adler Conservatory.[3] She was a glamour model in the UK, and now lives in New York as an actress. She has studied with one of the industry's most sought after acting coaches, Susan Batson who is known for coaching many of Hollywood's A-list, including Nicole Kidman and Harvey Keitel. Recently, Pallett made headlines for her 18-month-long affair with Peter Brant, a millionaire and husband of Stephanie Seymour.
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Remember when Scarlett Johansson had big boobs?

I would like to remind you, that a cool actress Scarlett Johansson had a time, when she had a nice pair of cute big boobs. Recently she has starred in Iron Man 2, as the Black Widow, where her tits look significantly smaller. But look at those photos and enjoy :)

Via wikipedia:

Scarlett Johansson is an American actress and singer. Johansson made her film debut in the 1994 film North and was later nominated for the Independent Spirit Award for Best Female Lead for her performance in 1996's Manny & Lo. Johansson rose to fame with her roles in 1998's The Horse Whisperer and 2001's Ghost World.

She made the transition to adult roles with her performances in Sofia Coppola's Lost in Translation, for which she won a BAFTA Award, and Girl with a Pearl Earring, both of which earned her Golden Globe Award nominations in 2003. A role in A Love Song for Bobby Long earned her a third Golden Globe for Best Actress nomination. Following an appearance in The Island, Johansson garnered a fourth Golden Globe nomination, for Best Supporting Actress, for her role in Woody Allen's Match Point. She followed that with another Allen film, Scoop, with Hugh Jackman. A role in Brian de Palma's film noir The Black Dahlia was followed by a second role opposite Hugh Jackman in The Prestige, also starring Christian Bale.

Following a 2007 appearance in The Nanny Diaries, Johansson starred in the 2008 films The Other Boleyn Girl, opposite Natalie Portman and Eric Bana, and the Woody Allen-directed film, Vicky Cristina Barcelona, with Javier Bardem and Penélope Cruz. She appeared in He's Just Not That into You (2009) and as the anti-heroine Natasha Romanoff in Iron Man 2 (2010), with Robert Downey, Jr. and Samuel L. Jackson. Johansson won the 2010 Tony Award for Best Featured Actress in a Play for her part in A View From the Bridge.

On May 20, 2008, Johansson debuted as a vocalist on her first album, Anywhere I Lay My Head, which included cover versions of Tom Waits songs. Her second album, Break Up, with Pete Yorn was released in September 2009.

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I love Iga Wyrwal

I know that There are a lot of pretty girls with big boobs, especially here. But Iga Wyrwal takes a really special place in my heart.

Through Wikipedia:

Iga Wyrwal is a Polish glamour model.

She moved to the United Kingdom in 2006 and her modelling photos have garnered popularity on the Internet. This landed her a modelling contract, and since 2008 was contracted as a cover girl for Nuts magazine, in which she was introduced in April of that year as "the sexiest new babe in Britain", and later that month was ranked first in the magazine's "100 Sexiest Topless Babes 2008" list.

Wyrwał has appeared in men's magazines including Playboy, Front and CKM. She has appeared in many shoots for websites including Met-Art, Breathtakers and Only Tease, and has featured in the UK national newspaper Daily Star as a Page Three girl.

Busty Anna Ohura in white bra

Anna Ohura is a Japanese video performer and model, known for her very large natural breasts. In 2003, according to the Taipei Times, she claimed to have the largest breasts in the Japanese adult film industry. Enjoy!

Joke of the day:

The teacher says to little Tommy one day " if there are three crows sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them with a bee-bee gun, how many will you have left?"

Tommy says," well, you won't have any because the other two will fly away."

"Well", says the teacher, "the answer is actually two, but I like the way you think, Tommy".

So Tommy says, "ok, now I have a question for you, then....There are three women, and they all have an ice cream cone. one of them likes to lick the ice cream, one of them likes to bite the ice cream and the other likes to suck the ice cream. Now, you tell me teacher, which one of them is married."

The teacher looking embarrassed and perplexed finally says in a faint voice "well, I guess the one who sucks."

So Tommy says, "well, the answer is the woman with the ring on is married, but I like the way you think too, teacher.

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Big boobs bierbitzch advertisement girl

And zo? Do you fancy a sip of Bierzbitch? If this big boobs girl comes in a pack, I do.

Josef Bierbitzch Golden Pilsner is an award winning pilsner that hails from OC, CA.

Joke of the day:

Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick are perched near the front door of the girls' dorm. Several plain Janes walk by as the two converse.

Then a Sharon Stone look-alike emerges from the dorm and saunters past. Romeo turns, smiles, and -- barely audibly -- inquires, "Tickle your ass with a feather?"

The young beauty -- startled by what she thinks she heard -- exclaims "What?!" Without missing a beat, Romeo repeats "Typical nasty weather?" "Oh," she demures, "yes," and goes on her way.

More young lovelys walk by and the scene is repeated. "Tickle your ass with a feather?" "What?" "Typical nasty weather?"

Finally, Romeo delivers his line, "Tickle your ass with a feather?" and his prospect stops, smiles and invites him up to her room.

Now the sidekick, alone, having paid close attention, decides to try this remarkable new technique. A likely prospect comes near. The sidekick leers and blurts out, "Cram a feather up your ass?"

Shocked, the girl spins around and slaps him, to which he replies, "Looks like rain!"

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Salma Hayek has big boobs

Salma Hayek is a Mexican American actress, television director, and television and film producer.She is the most successful Latin-American actress in Hollywood since Carmen Miranda. Hayek has appeared in more than thirty films and worked as an actress outside of Hollywood in Mexico and Spain.Salma Hayek is considered to be the first Mexican actress to become a Hollywood movie star since Dolores Del Rio, and is also known for bringing a fiery presence and striking, dark-eyed beauty to the screen. A soap star in her native Mexico, Salma risked her entire career to come to L.A., where she struggled to be taken seriously. Her discovery by director Robert Rodriguez, who cast her in his 1995 film Desperado, gave Hayek her breakthrough, and she subsequently gained a reputation as one of Hollywood's sexiest and busiest actresses.
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Hot blonde milf next door in pink dress

Hey, she is looking really intense on that bed, and check out this promising big rack under that pink dress.

Joke of the day:

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After the check-up, the doctor took the wife aside and said, "If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die".

1. Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast and send him off to work in a good mood.

2. At lunch time, make him a warm, nutritious meal and put him in a good frame of mind before he goes back to work.

3. For dinner, fix an especially nice meal, and don't burden him with household chores.

4. Have sex with him several times a week and satisfy his every whim.

On the way home, the husband asked his wife what the doctor had told her.

"You're going to die," she replied.
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Hot latina April Hernandez

April Hernandez is so hot... She is an American film and television actress. It is also worth noting that she performs stand up comedy! And has a very nice boobs, too.

Joke of the day:

Harry Schwartz is lying in a hospital bed. His wife, Selma, is by his side:

"Selma, you've always been by my side."

"When I broke my leg at 25; you were by my side."

"When I had my first heart attack at 45, you were by my side."

"When I had my second heart attack at 55, you were by my side."

"When I had my prostate removed at 65, there you were, at my side."

"Now, when I break my hip at 75, you are again by my side, my faithful wife."

"You know, Selma, you're a god damn jinx!"

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Busty blonde with beautiful eyes

I cannot make up my mind, do her big boobs attract me more, or her beautiful eyes. Will anyone express his opinion? I would be glad :)

Joke of the day:

Bill and Hillary Clinton were traveling to Hillary's high school reunion in Chicago when they had to stop for gas. They pulled up to the full-service pump and waited as the gas station attendant came out to fill up the limo. As he was pumping the gas, Hillary said to Bill, "Gee, that guy looks so familiar!" A few minutes later, it hit her. "Bill!" she said, "I do know that guy! We used to date in high school!"

Bill turned to Hillary and said, "Well, aren't you glad you ended up with me?"

"Why?" asked Hillary.

"Because I'm the President of the United States and he's pumping gas!"

"Well," said Hillary, "If I had married him, he'd be President!"

Wendy Combattente boobs in white top

Wendy's Combattente boobs are so big that they seem to jump out of this white top.

Joke of the day:

General Motors Introduces New Instant-Win Airbags
Detroit-- With third-quarter sales sluggish and its share of the domestic market down 11 percent since 1993, General Motors unveiled a new instant-win airbag contest Monday.

The new airbags, which award fabulous prizes upon violent, high-speed impact with another car or stationary object, will come standard in all of the company's 1997 cars.

"Auto accidents have never been so exciting," said GM vice-president of marketing Roger Jenkins, who expects the contest to boost 1997 sales significantly. "When you play the new GM Instant Win Airbag Game, your next fatal collision could mean a trip for two to Super Bowl XXXI in New Orleans. Or a year's worth of free Mobil gasoline."

Though it does not officially begin until Jan. 1, 1997, the airbag promotion is already being tested in select cities, with feedback overwhelmingly positive.

"As soon as my car started to skid out of control, I thought to myself, 'Oh, boy, this could be it--I could be a big winner!'" said Cincinnati's Martin Frelks, who lost his wife but won $50 Sunday when the Buick LeSabre they were driving hit an oil slick at 60 mph and slammed into an oncoming truck. "When the car stopped rolling down the embankment, I knew Ellen was dead, but all I could think about was getting the blood and glass out of my eyes so I could read that airbag!"

"It's really addictive," said Sacramento, CA, resident Marjorie Kamp, speaking from her hospital bed, where she is listed in critical condition with severe brain hemorrhaging and a punctured right lung. "I've already crashed four cars trying to win those Super Bowl tickets, but I still haven't won. I swear, I'm going to win those tickets--even if it kills me!"

Kamp said that as soon as she is well enough, she plans to buy a new Pontiac Bonneville and drive it into a tree.

GM officials are not surprised the airbag contest has been so well received. "In the past, nobody really liked car wrecks, and that's understandable. After all, they're scary and dangerous and, sometimes, even fatal," GM CEO Paul Offerman said. "But now, when you drive a new GM car or truck, your next serious crash could mean serious cash. Who wouldn't like that?"

Offerman added that in the event a motorist wins a prize but is killed, that prize will be awarded to the next of kin.

According to GM's official contest rules, odds of winning the grand prize, a brand-new 1997 Cutlass Supreme, are 1 in 43,000,000. Statistical experts, however, say the real chances of winning are significantly worse. "If you factor in the odds of getting in a serious car accident in the first place--approximately 1 in 720,000-- the actual odds of winning a prize each time you step in your car are more like 1 in 31 trillion."

Further, even if one is in an accident, there is no guarantee the airbag will inflate. "I was recently broadsided by a drunk driver in my new Chevy Cavalier," said Erie, PA, resident Jerry Polaner. "My car was totaled, and because it was the side of my car that got hit, my airbag didn't even inflate. But what really gets me is the fact that the drunk driver, who rammed my side with the front of his 1997 Buick Regal, won a $100 Office Depot gift certificate. That's just wrong."

Argentina tv host Pamela David and her perfect boobs

Im moving to argentina! I have never seen such a graceful and pretty tv host. Pamela David sports a nice pair of quite big boobs, too.

Pamela David is an Argentinian actress and model. She was born in Córdoba, Argentina, on October 6, 1978. Currently she is a television star & model who found fame in the reality TV show El BarTV 2.

David currently works as a hostess in a Canal 2 TV program called Fuera de Foco.
Pamela David shot to fame in the second series of the reality TV show 'Ricardo Piñeiro Modeling Agency' (The Tavern) in 2001. This exposure brought her to the attention of the Argentinean edition of Playboy magazine, for whom she became a cover model. David also appeared on the cover of the famous Spanish magazine Interviú, in which she posed topless and nude. In 2005, David appeared in two episodes of the 'Noche de Juegos' and an episode of 'De Pe a Pa' as herself. David has also done work as a TV presenter on the TV series 'Fuera de Foco.'

David has also some acting roles to her credits, providing the Latin voice for Pamela Anderson's animated character Stripperella in the series of the same name. David also played the role of Rosario in the Argentinean TV series 'Doble Vida' in 2005. David is also famed for playing Wonder Woman in a much run commercial for Mexican superstore 'El Palacio De Hierro'.

Sofia Vergara is engaged

One of my favourite big boobs actresses Sofia Vergara is engaged - i envy her future husband :)

Sofía Vergara is a Colombian-born actress, model, and entrepreneur. Vergara was already rather well-known in North America from her modeling work, and her first notable acting job in English was in the 2003 movie Chasing Papi. She currently stars on the critically acclaimed ABC sitcom Modern Family as Gloria Delgado-Pritchett, for which she has been nominated for a Primetime Emmy Award and a Screen Actors Guild Award.

Vergara plays Alicia Oviedo in the television show Amas de Casa Desesperadas, the Colombian version of Desperate Housewives. Her character is essentially the Colombian counterpart to the Mary Alice Young character in the American show. She also appeared on the ABC drama Dirty Sexy Money as Jeremy Darling's love interest. Vergara has made guest appearances in the Mexican telenovela Fuego En La Sangre.

In 2008, Vergara was 62 on Maxim magazine's "Hot 100" list. In 2009, Vergara had a five-week stint on Broadway as "Mama" Morton in the revival of Chicago.

Tanned big boobed brunette on the beach

The best holidays are on the beaches full of cute girls with big tits :)

Joke of the day:

The two friends ran into each other on the streets of New York's garment district.

"I'm so sorry about the fire you had in your shop yesterday, is there anything I can do?"

"For God's sake shut up. The fire isn't until tomorrow."

British boobs owner Chantelle Houghton

She is known from reality shows, but the most important thing is that Chantelle Houghton carries a nice pair of big boobs!

Daily joke:

During Operation Desert Storm, Gen. Schwartzkopf was walking about in the Kuwaiti desert, and stumbled across something in the sand. Uncovering it, he found an old lamp. He took the lamp back to his tent and proceeded to polish it up, and (of course) out pops a Genie.

The Genie thanked Schwartzkopf for releasing him from imprisonment, and told him that he would grant him any wish that he desired. The General thought a moment and then unrolled a map of the Middle East onto his table. He explained to the Genie about the wars that had been ravaging the entire area, and his one wish was for peace throughout the region. The Genie responded that he and his ancestors had been working on that problem for several thousand years, had had no success, and now consider it hopeless. He asked the General if there was another wish he could grant instead.

Schwartzkopf thought for a moment and finally said that he wished that the Chicago Cubs could finally win a World Series. The Genie pondered a moment and then said, "Why don't we take another look at that map?"

Dream of Ashley..

Today - a beautiful blonde girl, who rund her own big tits photos website - dream of Ashley... enjoy !

Here is a joke for you, folks:

A friend of mine claims this happened to a friend of hers:

She had a wedding to go to, and needed a wedding gift. Aha, thought she, I have that monogrammed silver tray from my wedding that I never use. I'll just take it to a silversmith and have him remove my monogram and put hers on it. Voila, one cheap wedding present.

So she took it to the silversmith and asked him to remove her monogram and put the new one on. The silversmith took a look at the tray, shook his head, and said,

"Lady, you can only do this so many times!"

Sensational, unbelievable, gorgeus big boobs girl!

Oh my god! I thank you for creating such a wonderful woman! It is my favourite photo of the whole blog - for now!

Funny joke of the day:

A well respected Doctor and his wife were having drinks in the lobby of the theater during the opening nite of a musical during intermission. A blonde shimmied by that had to have had what there was of her evening gown spray painted on her curvy body. She smiled and gushed, "Well, hello there Doc." and kept right on going. After a moment's pause, the good doctor looked at his wife and said, "Don't worry dear, that's just a young lady I know professionally." Without missing a beat, his wife asked, "Hers or Yours ?"

Busty girl next door

If anyone is not convinced, look again - she is really pretty, seems really nice and just look at those nice hooters :)

Bonus - a nice joke :)

We have various local spots where the teenagers park, cruise, hold drag races, drink beer etc. We happen to own a white 1983 Dodge Diplomat, the exact kind of car used by the State Patrol around here as well as many law enforcement agencies nationwide. (Actually our car WAS a state patrol car, but that's another story). Anyway, my brother in law, who is a cruiser, would occasionally borrow this car and drive it down to the cruising spots. Needless to say, when they saw him coming there was brief but furious activity. He finally had to stop doing this because it made his friends so mad. People hate to pass us on the freeway too. It is not unusual to see some Camaro or Porche come zipping along through traffic until he is about 2 car lengths behind us, then decelerate to a perfect 55.00 miles per hour. It takes him about 10 seconds to look us over, decide we aren't in uniform, notice that we don't have state license plates, and make up his mind. He will then typiclaly test how fast his car will accelerate to about 90 mph.

Sexy blonde Shira Jones

Here she comes! Sexy blonde Shira Jones in white dress. And showing cute smile, too :)

What now? a joke for sure:

An irate mother marched her ten-year-old son into the doctor's office and demanded, "Is a boy of this age able to perform an appendix operation?"

"Of course not," snapped the doctor.

Mama turned angrily on the boy and shouted, "So who was right? Put it back!"

More photos of big boobs italian tv star Marika Fruscio

Are there in the other countries such nice tv nig titted hosts, or is it just in Italy, that they have their sexbomb Marika Fruscio?
Who is Marika Fruscio?

Marika Fruscio is an italian model and tv host. She specializes in sports tv programs, and often is present at the tv studio during most important italian tv matches. She is quite a known person in Italy, and often appears on the covers of lifestyle magazines. She gahters a lot of attention from her co-hosts from tv - usually middle aged men in gray suits. For sure she is very eye catching and worth admiring...

Model & actress Kelly Brook and her big boobs

Big boobs owner actress Kelly Brook, promoting her new movie "Piranha 3d"
Kelly Brook is a British model, actress, occasional swimwear designer, television presenter and Playboy Girl. In 1997, aged eighteen, Brook started presenting youth television programmes on MTV, Granada Television and the Trouble TV channel.

Brook had a breakthrough into mainstream presenting in January 1999, when she was chosen to replace Denise van Outen as the female half of The Big Breakfast hosting team, alongside Johnny Vaughan. She left the show in July, 1999. Following her departure, she picked up roles presenting for MTV.

In 2005, she hosted the reality television program Celebrity Love Island for ITV.
In December 2000, she played the exotic dancer Anya in the play "Eye Contact" at the Riverside Studios in Hammersmith.

In October 2008, she returned to the west end as Jeannie, in Neil LaBute's Fat Pig at London's Comedy Theatre.Her performances have had mixed reviews, the Daily Mail said "Kelly Brook has a pencil waist and rabbit-thigh legs, but she is not a great interpreter of a role".

In November 2009, she began playing Celia in Calendar Girls at the Noel Coward Theatre, a role previously played by Jerry Hall.

Former Big Brother girl Makosi Musambasi

Today a former UK Big Brother contestant Makosi Musambasi. Who remembers her and her huge knockers? Im wondering if I would like to be closed with her in the Big Brother house?

Here is a joke, not about Makosi:

A woman telephoned a veterinarian and asked him to come examine her cat.

"I don't know what's wrong with her," the woman told him. "She looks as if she's going to have kittens, but that's impossible. She's never been out of the house except for when I had her on a leash."

The vet examined the cat and said there was no question about her pregnancy.

"But she can't be," protested the woman. "It's impossible."

At that point a large tom cat emerged from under the sofa.

"How about him?" asked the vet.

"Don't be silly," answered the woman. "That's her brother."
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