Swimwear model Jennifer Stano

Hey, this girl looks nice in that swimsuit doesn't she? But there is more into it that you would think.

Jennifer Stano

Her name is Jennifer Stano, and she is not only a swimwear model, but also a self taught designer, accomplished seamstress.

Joke of the day:

Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advised new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance. It wasn't long before Captain Smith noticed that Airman Jones was having a staggeringly high success-rate, selling insurance to nearly 100% of the recruits he advised. Rather than asking him about this, the Captain stood at the back of the room and listened to Jones' sales pitch. Jones explained the basics of GI Insurance to the new recruits, and then said, "If you are killed in a battle and have a GI Insurance, the government has to pay $200,000 to your beneficiaries. But, if you don't have a GI insurance and get killed in the battle, the government only has to pay a maximum of $6000." "Now," he concluded, "which group do YOU think they are going to send into battle first?

Lucy Pinder like a sexy lifeguard

It's great that Lucy Pinder is so busy - new photoshoots are coming all the time, so we can enjoy her cute pictures, like this one:

Lucy Pinder

I'm not sure if it is intentional, but this yellow outfit immediately reminded me of the "Baywatch" tv series. As I recall, there were talks about relaunch of the series. What would you say if Lucy Pinder would take one of the roles as a cute lifeguard with big boobs?

Joke of the day:

A crusty old Army Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation. "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?" "Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature." The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action." "Yes, ma'am, a lot of action." The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself." The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?" "1955, ma'am." "Well, there you are. No wonder you're so serious. You really need to chill out! I mean, no sex since 1955! She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times. Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955." The Sergeant Major said in his serious voice, after glancing at his watch, "I hope not; it's only 2130 now.

Hooters big boobs waitresses

Have you ever been to Hooters restaurant? If not, today i will provide a few reasons to do so. Take look at those sexy girls photos - they are all waitresses in the Hooters:

Hooters big boobs girls

Thanks to wikipedia, we know that Hooters is the trade name of two privately held American restaurant chains: Hooters of America, Incorporated, based in Atlanta, Georgia, and Hooters, Incorporated, based in Clearwater, Florida.

Hooters is a restaurant with a waitstaff primarily made up of attractive waitresses, though the company also employs other males/females as cooks, hosts (at some franchises), busboys, and managers.

Hooters big tits girls

The sex appeal of the waitresses is a primary part of the company's image. The menu includes hamburgers and other sandwiches, steaks, seafood entrees, appetizers, and the restaurant's specialty, chicken wings. Almost all Hooters restaurants hold alcoholic beverage licenses to sell beer and wine, and, where local permits allow, a full liquor bar. Other offerings for sale include Hooters T-shirts, sweatshirts, and various souvenirs and curios.

Hooters big boobs girls

Between company owned locations and franchises, there are now more than 460 Hooters throughout the United States. The company has restaurants in 44 U.S. states, the US Virgin Islands, and Guam.

Hooters big tits girls

In addition, Hooters operates restaurants in 27 other countries. The company's first overseas location was in Singapore, and other Hooters restaurants are now located in Argentina, Aruba, Austria, Australia, Brazil, Canada, Chile, China, Colombia, Costa Rica, Czech Republic, Dominican Republic, Germany, Greece, Guatemala, Mexico, Panama, Paraguay, Peru, the Philippines, Singapore, South Africa, South Korea, Spain, Switzerland, Taiwan, the United Kingdom, and in Venezuela.

Hooters big boobs girls

Joke of the day:

Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune. One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. 'I may look like just an ordinary man,' he said to her, but in just a few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit $65 million.' Impressed, the woman obtained his business card. Three days later, she became his stepmother. Women are so much better at financial planning than men.

Denise Milani sexy as always

Denise Milani is a girl, who doesn't stop to surprise me with her sexiness.

Denise Milani

Take look at her photo above; which girl would look so great in a boring simple jeans and a white top which beautifully fits her great big boobs? I cannot imagine.

Joke of the day:

A Synopsis of the Microsoft Car At a recent computer expo (Comdex), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that get 100 miles to the gallon." Recently, General Motors addresses this comment by releasing this statement, "yes, but would you want your car to crash twice a day?" Below is a synopsis of the Microsoft Car: Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you would have to buy a new car. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason, and you would just accept this, restart and drive on. Occasionally, executing a maneuver would cause your car to stop and fail, and you would have to re-install the engine. for some strange reason, you would accept this too. You could only have one person in the car at a time, unless you bought "Car95" or "CarNT". But then you would have to buy more seats. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times faster, twice as easy to drive, but would only run on 5% of the roads. The Macintosh car owners would get expensive Microsoft upgrades for their cars, which would make their cars run much slower. The oil, gas and alternator lights would be replaced with single "general car fault" lights. The airbag system would say "Are you sure?" before going off. If you were involved in a crash, you would have no idea what happened.

Innocent Carla Giraldo

Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome sexy Carla Giraldo:



Carla Evelyn Giraldo Quintero is a Colombian actress, model and singer.



She made her debut in television when she was 13 in telenovela Me Llaman Lolita where she portrays young Lolita Rengifo.

Joke of the day:

A sailor and a marine are taking a piss at a public restroom. The marine finishes first and washes his hands. The sailor just walks to the exit. So the marine says to him: hey, in the marines they teach us to wash our hands after taking a piss. The sailor says: yeah well, in the navy they teach us to not piss on our hands.

Sexy skateboard girl

Usually, when one thinks about skateboarding, he thinks it is a boys sport. But this is not always true - let's take a look at this skateboarding sexy big tits girl:

big boobs

She obviously knows what she's doing; it seems that she is making quite a trick on that skateboard. And, what is no less important, she has chosen quite a nice outfit for the ride, which nicely emphasises her sexy pair of big boobs :)

Joke of the day:

A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. "Johnny, who signed the

Declaration of Independence?" He said, "Damn if I know." She was a little

put out by his swearing, so she told him to go home and to bring his

father with him when he came back. Next day, the father came with his son,

sat in the back of the room to observe. She started back in on her quiz

and finally got back to the boy. "Now, Johnny, I'll ask you again. Who

signed the Declaration of Independence?" "Well, hell, teacher," Johnny

said, "I told you I didn't know." The father jumped up in the back,

pointed a stern finger at his son, and said, "Johnny, if you signed that

damn thing, hell, you damn well better admit it!"

Smoking hot Krystle Lina

If you are past your twenties, you probably should remember the "Dynasty" tv series, where one of the main protagonist was Krystle. Well, here we have an another Krystle, and this one has an advantage: she is crazy hot:

Krystle Lina

Her name is Krystle Lina, and she is so hot that i find it hard to bear. She pairs big tits with great pretty face and hot body.

Via wikipedia:

California born and raised Krystle Lina started in the modeling industry in 2006 and has been setting the modeling world ablaze with her bubbly personality and her hardworking philosophy. In her 2 years in the industry Krystle has had many great opportunities in the modeling industry only helping her stock rise and quickly establishing Krystle as one of the premiere internet and print models out there.

Krystle has most recently done shoots for Playboy-Cybergirl of the week (March 2009), Destroyed Brand Denim (2006,2008), Hollywood Poker Girls yearly calendar(2008),Skinnie magazine,and countless other mens magazines and publications. She currently has 2 film credits under her belt, Playboy: Hef's Halloween Spooktacular (2005) and also The Prince,The Jackal,and the Spayed (2007). She has also studied improv comedy at the Second City in Los Angeles. Krystle's popularity on the internet is steadily growing with her internet radio show "The Krystle Lina Experience" which aired Wednesday afternoons on Nowlive.com where she tackled anything from the entertainment industry to news stories.The format also connects not only Krystle but her audience to a worldwide network and gives her a chance to connect with her international fans all over the world. She also used her show as a way to give back to her listeners and fans by taking their phone calls and also interacting with them in the chatroom.

Joke of the day:

A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door.
He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning.

"I'm not getting out of bed at this time," he thinks, and rolls over.
Then, a louder knock follows. "Aren't you going to answer that?" says
his wife. So he drags himself out of bed, and goes downstairs. He opens
the door and there is man standing at the door. It didn't take the
homeowner long to realize the man was drunk.

"Hi there." slurs the stranger, "Can you give me a push??" "No, get
lost, it's half past three. I was in bed." says the man and slams the
door.

He goes back up to bed and tells his wife what happened and she says
"Dave, that wasn't very nice of you. Remember that night we broke down
in the pouring rain on the way to pick the kids up from the baby-sitter
and you had to knock on that man's house to get us started again? What
would have happened if he'd told us to get lost??"

"But the guy was drunk." says the husband.

"It doesn't matter." says the wife. "He needs our help and it would be
the right thing to do."

So the husband out of bed again, gets dressed, and goes downstairs. He
opens the door, and not being able to see the stranger anywhere he shouts:
"Hey, do you still want a push??" and he hears a voice cry out "Yeah please."

So, still being unable to see the stranger he shouts: "Where are you?"

And the stranger replies: "I'm over here, on your swing."

Wendy Combattente - her big boobs

Today we have Wendy Combattente again:

Wendy Combattente

She has one of the biggest natural boobs I have seen. Looks really cute in her dark top and nice aviator sunglasses - I bet that one hundred percent men on the street stare at her :)

Joke of the day:

A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has just taken
to work. The little girl asks, "I saw you in your office with your
secretary. Why do you call her a doll?"
Feeling his wife's gaze upon him, the man explains, "Well, honey,
my secretary is a very hard-working girl. She types like you
wouldn't believe, she knows the computer system and is very
efficient."

"Oh," says the little girl, "I thought it was because she closed
her eyes when you lay her down on the couch."

Retro Jayne Mansfield

Today, a little bit about the past. If you lived in the 50' and 60's and was a cute girls with big boobs fan, it would be impossible to not worship famous model, actress and sex symbol Jayne Mansfield. Here she is:

Jayne Mansfield

Her boobs were so much a part of her public persona that talk-show host Jack Paar once welcomed the actress to The Tonight Show by saying, "Here they are, Jayne Mansfield", a line that was written for Paar by Dick Cavett and became the title of her biography by Raymond Strait.

She was also known for inentionally letting her boobs slip out, to gather public attention. The most known case is shown on this famous photo with Sophia Loren:



As wikipedia says, in April 1957, her bosom was the feature of a notorious publicity stunt intended to deflect attention from Sophia Loren during a dinner party in the Italian star's honor. Photographs of the encounter were published around the world. The most famous image showed Loren raising an eyebrow at the American actress who, sitting between Loren and her dinner companion, Clifton Webb, had leaned over the table, allowing her breasts to spill over her low neckline and exposing one nipple. A similar incident, resulting in the full exposure of both breasts, occurred during a film festival in West Berlin, when Mansfield was wearing a low-cut dress and her second husband, Mickey Hargitay, picked her up so she could bite a bunch of grapes hanging overhead at a party; the movement caused her breasts to erupt out of the dress. The photograph of that episode was a UPI sensation, appearing in newspapers and magazines with the word "censored" hiding the actress's exposed bosom.

Enjoy and remember one of the biggest big boobs stars of the past.






Joke of the day:

Sexy Candace Rae

Sexy Candace Rae is an international actress and model. She may not have the biggest boobs in the world, but possesses something very sexy about her. Check out the photos below:



Candace was born in Winnipeg, Canada, but she's a real world traveler. She's lived in Bermuda, Malaysia, and Australia. Her looks are a reflection of her French and Italian descent.

While living in Bermuda, she turned a temp job into a full-time gig assisting a political party with their election, allowing her to see first-hand how governments work. Something that has impacted her heavily now. When she left Bermuda to pursue a dream of establishing a clothing line in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia, but she continued to serve as the Party's webmaster from the other side of the planet.



In June and in less than two weeks, she achieved the top ranked blogcast on Blogtv.com. She has gained representation from Ingenue Model Management in Las Vegas; Asian representation Frenzy Studio's Current projects include working as the Chief Operation Officer with Missonline a modeling platform for people looking to get in to get in to the industry and professionals looking to show off their talent. By day she has taken on the roles as a business developer with an international company Retail World where she Asst a team to find the best people to run front store labels an industry she was in before moving to Bermuda. This is one lady who isn't afraid of jet-setting and looks at travel as her next opportunity for adventure.

http://www.candacerae.com/about.html


Joke of the day:

WOMEN SPEAK IN ESTROGEN AND MEN LISTEN IN TESTOSTERONE by Matt Groening

RELATIONSHIPS: When a relationship ends, a woman will cry and pour her heart out to her girlfriends, and she will write a poem titled "All Men Are Idiots". Then she will get on with her life. A man has a little more trouble letting go. Six months after the break-up, at 3:00 a.m. on a Saturday night, he will call and say, "I just wanted to let you know you ruined my life, and I'll never forgive you, and I hate you, and you're a total floozy. But I want you to know that there's always a chance for us." This is known as the "I Hate You / I Love You" drunken phone call, and 99% of all men have made at least once. There are community colleges that offer courses to help men get over this need.

SEX: Women prefer 30-40 minutes of foreplay. Men prefer 30-40 seconds of foreplay. Men consider driving back to her place as part of the foreplay.

MATURITY: Women mature much faster than men. Most 17-year old females can function as adults. Most 17-year old males are still trading baseball cards and giving each other wedgies after gym class. This is why high school romances rarely work out.

MAGAZINES: Men's magazines often feature pictures of naked women. Women's magazines also feature pictures of naked women. This is because the female body is a beautiful work of art, while the male body is lumpy and hairy and should not be seen by the light of day. Men are turned on at the sight of a naked woman's body. Most naked men elicit laughter from women.

HANDWRITING: To their credit, men do not decorate their penmanship. They just chicken-scratch. Women use scented, colored stationery and they dot their "i's" with circles and hearts. Women use ridiculously large loops in their "p's" and "g's". It is a royal pain to read a note from a woman. Even when she's dumping you, she'll put a smiley face at the end of the note!!!

BATHROOMS: A man has six items in his bathroom-a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of Dial soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.

GROCERIES: A woman makes a list of things she needs and then goes out to the store and buys these things. A man waits till the only items left in his fridge are half a lime and a beer. Then he goes grocery shopping. He buys everything that looks good. By the time a man reaches the checkout counter, his cart is packed tighter than the Clampett's car on Beverly Hillbillies. Of course, this will not stop him from going to the 10-items-or-less lane.

CATS: Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.

LAUNDRY: Women do laundry every couple of days. A man will wear every article of clothing he owns, including his surgical pants that were hip about eight years ago, before he will do his laundry. When he is finally out of clothes, he will wear a dirty sweatshirt inside out, rent a U-Haul and take his mountain of clothes to the laundromat. Men always expect to meet beautiful women at the laundromat. This is a myth perpetuated by re-runs of old episodes of "Love, American Style."

THE TELEPHONE: Men see the telephone as a communication tool. They use the telephone to send short messages to other people. A woman can visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours.

RICHARD GERE: Women like Richard Gere because he is sexy in a dangerous way. Men hate Richard Gere because he reminds them of that slick guy who works at the health club and dates only married women.

MADONNA: Same as above, but reversed. Same reason.

LOCKER ROOMS: In the locker room men talk about three things: money, football, and women. They exaggerate about money, they don't know football nearly as well as they think they do, and they fabricate stories about women. Women talk about one thing in the locker-sex. And not in abstract terms, either. They are extremely graphic and technical, and they never lie.

MOVIES: Every actress in the history of movies has had to do a nude scene. This is because every movie in the history of movies has been produced by a man. The only actor who has ever appeared nude in the movies is Richard Gere. This is another reason why men hate him.

TIME: When a woman says she'll be ready to go out in five more minutes, she's using the same meaning of time as when a man says the football game just has five minutes left. Neither of them is counting time outs, commercials, or replays.

FRIENDS: Women on a girl's night out talk the whole time. Men on a boy's night out say about twenty words all night, most of which are "Pass the Doritos or Got any more beer?"

RESTROOMS: Men use restrooms for purely biological reasons. Women use restrooms as social lounges. Men in a restrooms will never speak a word to each other. Women who've never met will leave a restroom giggling together like old friends. And never in the history of the world has a man excused himself from a restaurant table by saying, "Hey, Tom, I was just about to take a leak. Do you want to join me?"

Sexy bikini babe

Summer is over, but not very long ago those who were lucky, could spot a girl like this one on the beach:

big boobs bikini


Take a closer look; this is a real girl, not photoshopped like all those models. She is just perfect! Sexy,tanned, has a great pair of large boobs, and looks totally confident strolling on the beach. Shame she's got her sunglasses on - we cannot see her eyes, which for sure would be gorgeus:)

Joke of the day:

On their first night to be together, the newly wed couple go to
change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom, all
showered and wearing her beautiful robe. The proud husband
says, "my dear, we are married now, you can open your robe."

The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is
astonished. "Oh, oh, aaaahhh," he exclaims, "My God you are
so beautiful, let me take your picture."

Puzzled she asks, "MY picture?"

He answers, "yes my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to
my heart forever".

She smiles and he takes her picture, and then he heads into
the bathroom to shower.

He comes out wearing his robe and the new wife asks, "why do
you wear a robe? We are married now." at that the man opens
his robe and she exclaims, "oh, OH, OH MY, let me get a
picture".

He beams and asks, "why?"

She answers, "SO I CAN GET IT ENLARGED"!

Putin calendar girl

Vladimir Putin, Russia Prime Minister, has recently been given a present - calendar, with beautiful photos of russian students.

putin calendar

Vladimir Putin, Russia Prime Minister, has recently been given a present - calendar, with beautiful photos of russian students. One of them has especially catched my eye - she is a very beautiful brunette, with a pair of pretty boobs. She is definitely worth checking out!

Joke of the day:

The US Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches. That's an exceedingly odd number. Why was that gauge used? Because that's the way they built them in England, and the US railroads were built by English expatriates. Why did the English people build them like that? Because the first rail lines were built by the same people who built the pre-railroad tramways, and that's the gauge they used. Why did "they" use that gauge then? Because the people who built the tramways used the same jigs and tools that they used for building wagons, which used that wheel spacing. Why did the wagons use that odd wheel spacing? Well, if they tried to use any other spacing the wagons would break on the old long distance roads, because that's the spacing of the old wheel ruts. So who built these old rutted roads? The first long distance roads in Europe were built by Imperial Rome for the benefit of their legions. The roads have been used ever since. And the ruts? The initial ruts, which everyone else had to match for fear of destroying their wagons, were first made by Roman war chariots. Since the chariots were made for or by Imperial Rome they were all alike in the matter of wheel spacing. Thus, we have the answer to the original questions. The United States standard railroad gauge of 4 feet, 8.5 inches derives from the original specification for an Imperial Roman army war chariot. Specs and Bureaucracies live forever. So, the next time you are handed a specification and wonder what horse's behind came up with it, you may be exactly right. Because the Imperial Roman chariots were made to be just wide enough to accommodate the back-ends of two warhorses.

Very beautiful Lucy Pinder

Lucy Pinder is an English glamour model, from Winchester, Hampshire.



In the summer of 2003, Pinder was spotted by a freelance photographer while sunbathing on Bournemouth beach. As a result of the photographs taken that day, she signed a professional modelling contract with Daily Star.



Pinder currently runs a weekly advice column in Nuts, entitled "The Truth About Women," and also has embarked on a television career.

Joke of the day:

A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by the Maitre'd that there will be at least a twenty minute wait. "Would you like to wait in the bar, Sir?", he says. The man goes into the bar and the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The man replies, "Give me a Stoli with a twist." The bartender pauses for a few seconds, then smiles and says, "Once upon time, there were FOUR little peegs . . . "

Singer Katy Perry has got big boobs


Katheryn Elizabeth Hudson, better known by her stage name Katy Perry, is an American singer-songwriter and musician. Perry was born in Santa Barbara, California, and raised by Christian pastor parents; she grew up listening to only gospel music and sang in church as a child. After earning a GED during her freshman year of high school, she began to pursue a music career.



After signing on with Capitol Music Group in 2007, her fourth record label in seven years, she adopted the stage name Katy Perry and released her first Internet single, "Ur So Gay", that November, which garnered attention but did not chart. She rose to fame with her second single "I Kissed a Girl" in 2008, which topped international charts.

Perry is known for her unconventional style of dress. It is often humorous, bright in color, and reminiscent of different decades, and she frequently uses fruit-shaped accessories, mainly watermelon, as part of her outfits

Joke of the day:

A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier after having eaten a very expensive lunch at one of Beverly Hills most exclusive restaurants. "Show the lady your finest mink!" the fellow exclaims. So the owner of the shop goes in back and comes out with an absolutely gorgeous full-length coat. As the lady tries it on, the furrier sidles up to the guy and discreetly whispers, "Ah, sir, that particular fur goes for $65,000." "No problem! I'll write you a check!" "Very good, sir." says the shop owner. "Today is Saturday. You may come by on Monday to pick it up, after the check has cleared the bank." So the man and the woman leave. On Monday, the fellow returns. The store owner is outraged: "How dare you show your face in here?! There wasn't a single penny in your checking account!!" "I just had to come by," grinned the guy, "to thank you for the most wonderful weekend of my life!"

Bianca Beauchamp in red



Bianca Beauchamp has become successful in modelling, appearing on the covers of publications. Beauchamp also writes a column for Bizarre and, in January 2007, became the first model to have appeared on its cover for six issues. Her photos have also been in several Playboy Special Editions and on the cover of Book of Lingerie. She has also been on the cover of Playboy's Girls of Canada calendar twice. In partnership with her website and Ritual Entertainment, she portrayed the character Elexis Sinclaire for the video game, SiN Episodes.

Joke of the day:

There's this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll quit!" Well, everyone liked him, so they came up with a code word. Someone who had committed adultery would say they had "fallen." This seemed to satisfy the old priest and things went well, until the priest died at a ripe old age. About a week after the new priest arrived, he visited the mayor of the town and seemed very concerned. The priest said, "You have to do something about the sidewalks in town. When people come into the confessional, they keep talking about having fallen." The mayor started to laugh, realizing that no one had told the new priest about the code word. Before the mayor could explain, the priest shook an accusing finger at the mayor and said, "I don't know what you're laughing about, your wife fell three times this week."

Beautiful girl in white lingerie




This photo shows, how classy and glamourous can well-chosen lingerie be. Of course, it has to be fitted to each girl body frame and type; but, look at the result - i am stunned.

Joke of the day:

A man was feeling very depressed and walked into a bar and ordered a triple scotch whiskey. As the bartender poured him the drink he remarked, "That's quite a heavy drink. What's wrong?" After quickly downing his drink, the man replied, "I got home and found my wife having sex with my best friend." "Wow," exclaimed the bartender, as he poured the man a second triple scotch. "No wonder you needed a stiff drink. The second triple is on the house." As the man downed his second triple scotch, the bartender asked him, "What did you do?" "I walked over to my wife," the man replied, "looked her straight in the eye and told her that we were through and to pack her stuff and to get the hell out." "That makes sense," said the bartender, "but what about your friend?" The man replied, "I walked over to him, looked him right in the eye and said, 'BAD DOG!'"

Big boobs with an iphone



This girl certainly knows what is the main purpose of an iphone - to take her own self portrait, making a pose which will emphasize her cute big boobs. If there is a single person who does not know, what is an iphone, it is is a line of Internet and multimedia-enabled smartphones designed and marketed by Apple.

An iPhone functions as a camera phone, including text messaging and visual voicemail, a portable media player, and an Internet client, with e-mail, web browsing, and Wi-Fi connectivity. The user interface is built around the device's multi-touch screen, including a virtual keyboard rather than a physical one. Third-party applications are available from the App Store, which launched in mid-2008 and now has well over 200,000 "apps" approved by Apple. These apps have diverse functionalities, including games, reference, GPS navigation, social networking, and advertising for television shows, films, and celebrities.

But the most important thing is that is commonly used by pretty girls with big boobs, to take self portrait pictures. More will be coming, stay tuned

Joke of the day:

One day, Mr. Phillard rushed his pregnant wife over to the hospital. As the
doctors were prepping his wife, Mr. Phillard's idiot brother Bill arrived
to watch the birth. But when Mr. Phillard saw the blood and everything
else, he fainted. When Mr. Phillard woke up he was in a bed with the doctor
standing above him.

"Mr. Phillard," the doctor said, "you are in the recovery room. Don't
worry, your wife is fine and she had twins, a boy and a girl. Because you
were unconscious and your wife was still under anaesthesia, she requested
that your brother Bill name the kids."

"What! My brother, the idiot! I can't believe you let him! What did he name
them?"

"He named your daughter Denise."

"Hey, not bad! I underestimated my brother. What did he name my son?"

"He named your son Denephew."

Pretty girl in the bathroom



It seems that this pretty girl has taken this photo on her own, in her own bathroom at home. And we should be very glad - because she is really pretty, maybe has a little too serious expression, but she is very cute indeed. This pink underwear, or maybe it is a swimsuit, nicely fits her.

Joke of the day:

A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table. As he
sat down, he knocked the spoon off the table with his elbow. A
nearby waiter reached into his shirt pocket, pulled out a clean
spoon, and set it on the table. The diner was impressed, and
asked, "Do all the waiters carry spoons in their pockets?"

The waiter replied, "Yes. We had an efficiency expert here that
determined that 17.8% of our diners knock the spoon off the table.
By carrying clean spoons with us, we save trips to the kitchen."

The diner ate his meal. As he was paying the waiter, he commented,
"Forgive the intrusion, but do you know that you have a string
hanging from your fly?" The waiter replied, "Yes, we all do. That
same efficiency expert determined that we spend 21.4% of our time
washing our hands after using the men's room. The other end of that
string is tied to my penis. When I need to go, I simply pull the
string to get my tool out of my pants, go, and then return to work.
Having never touched myself, there is no need to wash my hands.
Saves a lot of time."

"Wait a minute," said the diner, "how do you get your penis back
in your pants?" "Well, I don't know about the other guys, but I use
the spoon."
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