Awesome Assasin's Creed drawing

Joke of the day:

A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her to hear a confession:
"Today I enjoyed the pleasures of the flesh. Father Goodwim came to me and
told me that I had the gates to Heaven here between my legs. Then he said
that he had the key to Heaven, and he put it in the gates."
"BASTARD!" cried the Mother Superior. "For years he told me it was
Gabriel's trumpet and I have been blowing it."

Nilanti Narain, busty indian model

Joke of the day:

Two tigers are walking along a jungle trail in single file.

The rearmost tiger wanders off the trail for a few minutes, then
reappears shortly thereafter. A few moments later, the front tiger
feels what seems to be the other tiger's tongue, applied just below
his tail. The tiger disapproves of this action, but doesn't want to
start anything by bringing it up. Then, the tiger again feels the
tongue, again in the same place.

He decides to confront the after tiger, and asks him, "Did you just
lick me twice in the butt?"

The other tiger replied, "Yeah, sorry about that. I just ate a lawyer
and I was trying to get the taste out of my mouth."

Great sunset at Ibiza wallpaper for guys

Sunset at Ibiza. My new wallpaper. Enjoy!

Joke of the day:

A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I'm
The doctor examines him for a minute and then says, "Lean
over the table."
The construction worker leans over the table, the doctor whacks
him on the ass with a baseball bat, and then sends him into the
He comes out a few minutes later and says, "Doc, I feel great.
What should I do?"
The doctor says, "Stop wiping with cement bags."
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